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My hypothesis as to why Sparity is an act of pedoThe science behind why Sparity Is in-fact a form of Pedophilia.
With the notive that you have given where you explain "Dragon's age slower than ponies so technically, hes a teenager in dragon years. " You're pretty much telling me I'm right, But more towards Spike being an infant rather a child.
Example (A) Spikes physical appearance. His physical body has the key features of an infantile Dragon. Using the ponies of the show as an example, They have small stubby limbs and short rounded bodies. Thus giving the viewer the clear evidence of them being underdeveloped children (in pony standards.). And this evidence at play, Spike is now proven to be that of an infant Dragon, no matter how long he has lived on that Earth, His physical formality is a child/infant Due to his short stubby limbs and underdeveloped round body. Just look at infantile/child Humans. they give the same physical traits aswell. If Humans and or ponies of Equestria were to have the same slowed aging
1420 MHzHe keeps a list wadded in the depths of his front, left pocket: where he holds his keys, and the forgotten/abandoned shell of a lone pistachio. The list is his biography, written in the shape of Argentine Spanish:
Me gustan los tomates en verano.
Yo amo a mi novio.
Nos besamos. (Mi novio chupa mis dedos de los pies.)
Las estrellas cantan sus canciones.
Mi nombre no es Eduardo.
Vivo con Jacobi ahora.
His pants are wadded, now, on summer-warmed hardwood; his shirt is draped over the back of a cane-back chair, the most incongruous of antiques in Jacobi’s tech-nerd lair. Headphones clamp his ears, and fill his head with the lisping whisper of interstellar hydrogen, broadcasting itself at a neat 1420 MHz. Bedroom is the wrong word for a place like this, despite the sorts of furnishings one might expect. There is a bed, a dresser, a bookshelf and two nightstands cramped with magazines, graphic novels. An alarm clock
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